Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Life on the platform

Your attention please. For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line.

大家请注意。为了您自己的安全,请站在黄线后面。

Sila ambil perhatian. Demi keselamatan anda, harap berdiri di belakang garisan kuning.

அன்பு கூர்ந்து பயணிகள் கவனிக்கவும் உங்கலின் பாதுகாபை முன்னிட்டு மஞல் கோட்டுக்கு பின்னால் நிலுஙள்.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Note to self

Those among us who are human beings all suffer from a common terminal disease.

It is apparently called "life" and it inevitably and invariably results in death.

There are no known cures.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

25 Percent off at JAG, One Day Only!

Dear Clayton,


FALL IN LOVE WITH
JAG THIS CHRISTMAS.



Christmas is coming and what better time to shop at JAG.
You are invited to join us for a special one day event.
Simply print this invitation and present it in store on
Thursday 17th November, 2005
and we’ll take an amazing
25% off everything

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Not Today

Why won't you grow up and be a man someday
I can't believe that you're still playing silly games
Now why do I put up with all this child's play
Now if your word is all you have
Then you ain't worth a damn thing


Promises you told me every day
That you made you never ever kept

By me I really want to believe
But not today, not today, not today, not today

You're the worst
I can't even depend on you
You say a lot of good things
But something else you always do
Be a man of your word
Try to love something other than you

But now you can be on your way
Cause I don't want you to stay

...

Don't let him waste your time girl
He's only telling lies girl
When he apologises (and he will, he will)
Don’t even believe all that mess
Cause he gon' do it again


Promises you told me every day
That you made you never ever kept

By me I really want to believe
But not today, not today, not today, not today

Note to self

Humans are essentially self-destructive.

They thirst and hunger and pine and write elaborate prose and poetry for the very things they cannot ever have.

Humans are also thusly masochistic.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Luxurious

Working so hard every night and day. And now we get the pay back. Trying so hard saving up the paper. Now we get to lay back. Champagne kisses hold me in your lap of luxury. I only want to fly first class desires, you’re my limousine. So elegant the way we ride, our passion it just multiplies. There's platinum lightning in the sky. Look I'm livin’ like a queen. This kind of love is getting expensive. We know how to live baby. We’re LUXURIOUS like Egyptian cotton. We’re so rich in love were rollin' in cashmere. Got it in fifth gear baby. Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly. Working so hard every night and day. And now we get the pay back. Trying so hard saving up the paper. Now we get to lay back.

Sugar, honey, sexy baby. When we touch it turns to gold. Sensitive and delicate kinda like a tuberose. You know you are my treasure chest. It's pure perfection when we kiss and. You’re my Mr., I'm your Miss. Gonna be until we’re old. This kind of love is getting expensive. We know how to live baby. We’re LUXURIOUS like Egyptian cotton. Working so hard every night and day. And now we get the pay back. Trying so hard saving up the paper. Now we get to lay back. cha-ching cha-ching we’re loaded and we’re not gonna blow it. cha-ching cha-ching we’re hooked up with the love cause we grow it. cha-ching cha-ching we got hydroponic love and we’re smokin'. cha-ching cha-ching we burn it you and I, we are so lit. We’re so rich in love were rollin' in cashmere. Got it in fifth gear baby. Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly. Working so hard every night and day. And now we get the pay back. Trying so hard saving up the paper. Now we get to lay back.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Memorable Quotes from Batman & Robin (1997)

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That's right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you.
Gossip Gerty: You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers.

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Batman: And you are...?
Batgirl: Batgirl.
Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?
Batgirl: I found the Batcave.
Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her.

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Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"

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Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

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Robin: I want a car, chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

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Barbara Wilson: Partners?
Dick Grayson: Partners.
Bruce Wayne: Partners.
Alfred: We're going to need a bigger cave.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Kobe Jones Sydney :: 29 Lime Street

Kobe Jones Sydney :: 29 Lime Street

Kobe Jones is a modern Japanese Restaurant with a twist. Super chic and innovative - the perfect setting to indulge an ultra culinary experience.

Inspired by the best of eastern spices and the californian flavours of the west. The huge menu is fresh and light containing some surprising delicious dishes.

Taste one of our fabulous cocktail creations, enjoy a blend of chill-out ambient music with spectacular water views.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

HMS Pinafore / Trial By Jury (Gilbert & Sullivan)

Sydney Opera House > What's On > Box Office

Musical theatre superstar Anthony Warlow is at the helm as the ‘right good captain’ and ‘the good judge too’ in Opera Australia’s first new productions of Gilbert and Sullivan in nearly a decade, joined by an inspired group of Opera Australia Savoyards. All aboard for Gilbert and Sullivan’s light-hearted take on how power and influence turn marriage into a mating game with more than love at stake. Trial by Jury meets TV soap opera Dynasty, while HMS Pinafore is given a gorgeous, opulent ‘Titanic’ look. A hummable, lovable (and hilarious) night at the theatre.

Opera Australia