Thom Pain (based on nothing)
Written by Will Eno
Directed by Sam Strong
Starring Luke Mullins
Now I think would be a good time for the raffle...
Meet Thom Pain: one man facing an audience with only a razor sharp suit, a wicked attitude and a broken heart. Thom Pain (based on nothing) is an extraordinary theatre treat – part stand up comedy, part existential meditation and part elegy for a lost love affair.
The incomparable Luke Mullins (War of the Roses, The Duel) joins a team of the country’s hottest young theatre talent in a dynamic new version of Will Eno’s smart, poignant and menacingly funny work. Already a cult hit in Edinburgh, London and New York, the Pulitzer prize-nominated Thom Pain (based on nothing) finally touches down in Sydney.
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Theatresports: Mixed, Shaken and Stirred
Directed by Ewan Campbell
Produced by Avril Vorsay
Theatresports, Australia’s longest running theatre comedy show, is converting Belvoir St Theatre into a swinging hotspot.
Smooth one-liners, pussycats with punch and spontaneous theatre at the coolest comedy clam bake in town. Packing Belvoir with laughter on Sunday nights since 1985, Impro Australia’s troupe of proven professional comedians will be mixing it with the freshest comic minds in Sydney, inventing hilarious scenes, stories and songs on the spot with no safety harness.
Which flavours tickle your taste buds in the heats? Which sooth your palate by the finale? These cats will fracture you with their gags, and impress you with their guts. These players are players!
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Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk
Written by Robert Couch
Adapted from the novella by Nikolai Leskov
She married for money, she killed for love.
In the dead of a bitterly cold night a wealthy merchant is urgently called to work, leaving his restless young wife unattended. Bored and lonely, Katerina seeks out the farmhand to entertain her and the night escalates into a wild frenzy of lust, obsession, murder and betrayal.
Joseph Couch directs the world premiere of this innovative retelling of Nikolai Leskov’s 1865 novella. Set against the backdrop of an opulent yet oppressive Russia, Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk is a radical revision of Macbeth with the femme fatale at the centre. Crackling with intrigue, this is thrilling contemporary theatre at its best.
Spontaneous Broadway
Fast, funny and brilliant. Everything musical comedy should be… and too often isn’t!
Starring: Julia Zemiro (Rockwiz), Genevieve Morris, Ross Daniels, Geoff Paine. Hosted by Russell Fletcher & Musical Director John Thorn, with special guests including Julia Morris, Jordan Raskopoulos and Rebecca De Unamuno.
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Songs are created inspired by titles supplied by the audience. Solos, duets, dance numbers and plot lines are all improvised before your eyes.
The audience's favourite is then performed as an entire musical by this incredible team of improvisers - with hilarious results.
Whether you love musical theatre or loathe it, you will adore this improvisational feast!
After sold-out shows in Melbourne in The Famous Spiegeltent and in Adelaide at the Cabaret festival, now its Sydney’s turn to enjoy this edge-of-your-seat entertainment experience.
Elling
Based on a novel by Ingvar Ambjørnsen
Stage adaptation by Axel Hellstenius
in collaboration with Petter Næss
Translated by Nicholas Norris
Adapted by Simon Bent
After two years of sharing a room in a mental institution Elling (Darren Gilshenan) and Kjell (Lachy Hulme) are allowed out, back into society. It’s not that they’re dangerous, they’re just a little… hopeless.
Elling is too smart. Too sensitive. Too… Elling. And Kjell? Well, Kjell has a plan, a dream, a great ambition. He wants to lose his virginity. Preferably today.
Elling charts the bumps and stumbles as this truly odd couple make their way back into the world we take for granted. Over the course of the play they will build friendships, become accustomed to all things ordinary and start to experience the pleasure of the everyday.
Based on the cult Norwegian film of the same name, Simon Bent’s adaptation of Elling was first performed at London’s Bush Theatre in 2007 and, due to its huge success, went on to transfer to Trafalgar Studios in the West End.
Even the hardest heart will struggle not to be touched by the characters’ plight and the joy with which they discover the richness of life in the ‘real’ world. Pamela Rabe directs this charming celebration of the simple things in life: freedom and fellowship.
The Duel
Adapted by Tom Wright
from The Brothers Karamazov by
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Duel, n: a contest with deadly weapons arranged between two people in order to settle a point of honor
Zosima is a young man who lives a life of debauchery where nothing is out of bounds. The night before a deadly duel, he wakes with an overwhelming sense of guilt and insight. This will be the event that transforms his life and leads him from the military to a monastery.
In 1880 Dostoevsky wrote his final novel - The Brothers Karamazov. The Duel forensically examines a single chapter from The Brothers Karamazov, digging deep into Zosima’s journey and the mysterious visitor who challenges him with a dark secret.
Dostoevsky’s poetic language, as adapted by Tom Wright, will be brought to life in a visual and contemporary production driven by performances of powerful simplicity.
Director Matthew Lutton is renowned for his wildly inventive explorations of theatre and The Duel marks the beginning of a dynamic partnership with his Perth-based company ThinIce as an Associate Company of STC.
Ruben Guthrie
by Brendan Cowell
Ruben Guthrie is on fire. He’s 29, he’s the Creative Director of a cutting-edge advertising agency, he’s engaged to a Czech supermodel and Sydney is his oyster. He pours himself a drink to celebrate, a drink to work, a drink to sleep and one spectacular night he drinks so much he thinks he can fly.
Ruben Guthrie is Brendan Cowell’s brutally honest comedy about work, family and excess. This is a special play which taps a deep vein of Australian life and asks, is it unAustralian to refuse a drink?
Company B Associate Artist Wayne Blair directed Toby Schmitz as Ruben in the Downstairs Theatre in 2008. The show sold out before it even opened. Now, Brendan, Toby and Wayne – three of Australia’s finest young theatre artists – are joining forces once again to create a shining new production for Company B.
So come take a good, hard look at Sydney in this hilarious and moving act of revelation about spiralling high, crashing hard and being taken to AA by your mum.

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