Monday, May 30, 2005

Read any good grafitti lately?


If you voted Liberal... I will hunt you down... and KILL YOU I don't know where you live but I'm very good @ research Posted by Hello

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Great Pants? Pants not make one great.

pants


Q. What happens when you take your favourite Star Wars lines and substitute a single word with "pants"?

A. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

How to eat your mother-in-law

Cannibal #1: My mother-in-law is just awful.

Cannibal #2: Well then leave her on the side of your plate and eat your vegetables instead.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Ladies in Lavender


Ladies in Lavender Posted by Hello


They saved a stranger from the sea and in return he stole their hearts.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

You Never Can Tell

by Chuck Berry


It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale
The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,
But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney, 'was a cherry red '53,
They drove it down New Orleans to celebrate their anniversary
It was there where Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselle
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

In/sanity

Reverend Belling: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting' (rolls around on the floor)...

Monty Python's Flying Circus


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Courtesy of MidgetCoconut

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Arena Stylexpo

Australia's largest model search and youth fashion event


16 of the hottest up coming models are about to be flown to Sydney from all around Australia for model boot camp!

They will step out onto the catwalk for the grand finale fashion show and strut their stuff to win the chance to kick start their international modelling career!

Fashion / Vogue Girl

Fashion Fanatics


Celebrate the launch of Vogue Girl by reserving your tickets to this exclusive show. Together with L’Oréal Paris, Vogue Girl will present the latest looks for the season and a sneak preview of Spring/Summer. Don’t miss this chance to see some of your favourite designers in person.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


Don't leave Earth without it. Posted by Hello


Attention people of Earth.
I regret to inform you that, in order to make way for a new hyperspace express route, your planet has been scheduled for demolition.

Have a nice day.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

普通朋友

等待 我隨時隨地在等待
做妳感情上的依賴 我沒有任何的疑問 這是愛
我猜 妳早就想要說明白
我覺得自己好失敗 從天堂掉落到深淵 多無奈

我願意改變 (what can I do?)
重新再來一遍 (just give me chance)
我無法只是普通朋友 感情已經那麼深 叫我怎麼能放手

但妳說 I only want to be your friend 做個朋友
我在你心中只是 just a friend 不是情人
我感激妳對我這樣的坦白 但我給妳的愛收不回來

So I 我不能只是be your friend
I just can't be your friend
no,no, no 我不能只是做妳的朋友 不能只是做普通朋友