A GOOD WOMAN

A Mike Barker Film

Seduction. Sex. Scandal. She's the talk of the town.

Batman Begins

Batman Begins 

Sleep/over with Jess and Bee

Cheese omelette
+ Hot chocolate
+ Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
+ Poetry impromptu
= Slumber party!

...

Now we're walking out the door

Out across the messy floor

With the friends that we adore

What else could we ask for?

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith 

Lotons

The Stock and Asset Inventory Specialists, Australia and New Zealand

Dear Successful Applicant

Congratulations you have been selected to be a part of the Lotons stocktake team at Borders bookstore in Bondi Junction this Sunday night.

A night out in town...

. Shopping at David Jones, Myer and FCUK...
. Lemming count - Clayton and The girls: Too many
. Haul count - Clayton: 0, The girls: 1 cardigan and 2 scarves from FCUK

. Walk to The Rocks...

. Shopping at Ralph Lauren...
. Lemming count - Clayton: Too many + 1, The Girls: Too many + 1
. Haul count - Clayton: 0, The Girls: 3

. Dinner and dessert at Pancakes on The Rocks...
. Too much dinner and too much dessert...

. Drive across the Harbour Bridge...
. Listening to the divine Fast Car by Tracy Chapman...

. Dizziness at Luna Park...
. Making silly faces on scary rides...

. Drive home...
. The divine Tracy Chapman sings...

. Nights...
. Smiles and zzz's all around...

Supper with Bee and Jess...

4 Four apple pies...
3 Three medium soft drinks...
2 Two large french fries...
1 One large caramel sundae...
1 One small chocolate sundae...
_

3 Three very satisfied and very satiated friends

Lindt International

Home


A chicken schiacciata and a chocolate brownie...

Read any good grafitti lately?

If you voted Liberal... I will hunt you down... and KILL YOU I don't know where you live but I'm very good @ research 

BUNBURYING!

The Importance of Being Earnest (2002)


Lady come down...

Bonds

In Action 

Got milk?

Got milk! 

Great Pants? Pants not make one great.

pants


Q. What happens when you take your favourite Star Wars lines and substitute a single word with "pants"?

A. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

How to eat your mother-in-law

Cannibal #1: My mother-in-law is just awful.

Cannibal #2: Well then leave her on the side of your plate and eat your vegetables instead.

Ladies in Lavender

Ladies in Lavender 

They saved a stranger from the sea and in return he stole their hearts.

You Never Can Tell

by Chuck Berry


It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale
The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,
But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney, 'was a cherry red '53,
They drove it down New Orleans to celebrate their anniversary
It was there where Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselle
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

In/sanity

Reverend Belling: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting' (rolls around on the floor)...

Monty Python's Flying Circus


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Courtesy of MidgetCoconut

Arena Stylexpo

Australia's largest model search and youth fashion event

16 of the hottest up coming models are about to be flown to Sydney from all around Australia for model boot camp!

They will step out onto the catwalk for the grand finale fashion show and strut their stuff to win the chance to kick start their international modelling career!

Fashion / Vogue Girl

Fashion Fanatics

Celebrate the launch of Vogue Girl by reserving your tickets to this exclusive show. Together with L’Oréal Paris, Vogue Girl will present the latest looks for the season and a sneak preview of Spring/Summer. Don’t miss this chance to see some of your favourite designers in person.

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN