Thursday, February 17, 2005

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Woman finds penis in sauce bottle (15-02-2005)


Woman finds penis in sauce bottle

From correspondents in Stockholm
February 15, 2005
From: Agence France-Presse

A SWEDISH woman claims that she had found a penis in a bottle of tomato sauce.

However Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis.


Not something you'd want to find in your ketchup

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