Stoned, Naked, and Looking in My Neighbor's Window

a book of confessions from grouphug.us

one contributor remembers watching, and laughing at, a kid in elementary school who ran right into a soccer goal post while looking the other way; another admits that he (or she?) grabs "girls rear-ends" and says, "Hey Jessica," then apologizes and says they looked just like someone else. Others are vague ("After years of contemplation, I really think that I may be an atheist. It scares me a lot"), or not really confessions at all ("I love porno like a fat kid loves cake"; "I have a velvet robe and smoke a pipe w/bubbles I feel unstoppable when I wear it sic").